WAKE UP!!!

I recently bought my daughter an “alarm clock” that wakes you up with a simulated sunrise. Thousands of people have left reviews on Amazon which means tens of thousands have purchased them..maybe even more. I wish I had thought of that cool idea.. but there is still an alarm clock I could invent for those…

And the good news is..

I failed the test  👍 – I do NOT have narcolepsy, even though I swear I have almost all of the symptoms. I haven’t been able to make it through an entire TV show in decades.  I never know who won, who done it or how it’s made because I’m out cold in my chair within…

Can I just have ONE good night’s sleep??

Yup, that was me last night at 2:30am, then 3:15, then 4:40 when I finally threw in the towel and rolled out of bed to make coffee. What on earth is the matter with me? I can fall asleep just fine, it’s the staying that way that’s become the problem! I have tried to fight…