So in an effort to be helpful to all men, not just my man, and drawing from the deep well of personal life lessons, here’s the first in a series of HOW TO guides..I’ll title this one:
A SMART GUY’S GUIDE TO PICKING A NEW AND PERFECT RESTAURANT.
#2 BANQUET CHAIRS These are stackable seats for conferences and weddings at hotels. If you see these chairs in pictures of a restaurant (on TRIP ADVISOR) do NOT make reservations, move on to the next option.
#3 CARPETING..with a few exceptions, like maybe a ski lodge, this is usually not a good thing to see at a restaurant, especially if combined with banquet chairs. (see exhibit A)
#4 PLACEMATS..(again, study the pictures on TRIP ADVISOR) Totally acceptable for 50s diners and burger joints; MAJOR warning sign if combined with #2 and #3.
In conclusion, if you cannot find a restaurant without carpet, banquet chairs or placemats near you, take your sweetie on a picnic or surprise her with a bottle of wine, pizza, chocolate, a movie and a back rub.. Just trust me.
Next installment: A SMART GUY’S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH HER CATS.