Top ten take-aways from the holidays:
#1- The insanely popular Hatchimal bird-toy is/was a piece of garbage. (Surprised?)
#2- Ham is way too salty.. why exactly is that? Can’t they use less? It’s not like people need to preserve it for a sail around the world.
#3- Drones are cool, but what’s the deal with the short battery life?
#4-I am able to keep eating long after it’s wise to do so..it’s actually quite impressive.
#5-Our trash men are awesome! Every year I think this will finally be the one time they look at that pile of ours at the end of the driveway and just say “no.”
#6- Post Christmas depression is real.
#7-Next Christmas I will stick to a budget.
#8-Next Christmas I will simplify my holiday menu.
#9-Next Christmas I will NOT use cloth napkins.
#10-None of those three things above will happen.